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Red Flag Patients
December 9, 2011 | Tagged dentist, patient, relationship | Leave a Comment
wtf is red flag patients?
red flag patients is a term for patients which dentists hates most.
you might be a red flag patients if :
1) the 1st thing you said to your dentist is : “I HATE DENTISTS!” . Really? yeah, i want to say it to you too! its just impolite!
2) you come to the dental office for scaling appointment and you told that you didnt brush your teeth for a day, just because you wanted your money worth!
3) you eat “jengkol”, “petai” just before your appointment schedule, and didnt brush your teeth after eat that thing.. gross!
4) you think you’re going to get your teeth cleaned for an hour when you havent been to the dentist for 20 fu*kin years! -___-”
5) after we’ve spent hours thoroughly repairing your teeth, you complain about the bill. i’ve just help you to eat comfortably and have a good looking smile and you dont want to pay? sigh..
6) you said that you dont want to brush your teeth because it makes your cigarettes taste bad
7) you demonstrates a multi level marketing products to other patients while you waiting your turn for dental treatment
8 ) you have 40 tattoos and body piercing on your body, then you tell me that you’re afraid of needles
9) you come in for an examination, sit at dental chair and replaced your rinse water with coffee or soda
10) you said “my last dentist hurt me, so i punched him”
11) you insist on buying your own braces and asked to put it on your teeth
12) you glued your broken partial denture and said “this works fine, just make sure i didnt have any cavities”
13) you asks, “hey doc are you smart enough to take care of me? what’s your GPA?”
14) you are male 50 years old and ask me : “i wanted lady gaga’s smile make over”
15) you mention your dentist at twitter : “hey doc, i just chipped my new veneers when opening a bottle”
Thats it.
… to be continued..
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